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oh for fucks sake

I was trying to think of something witty to say about the preloader, as I was expecting to see something crap for the main feature after the reviews I saw... then it hit me. Hold on, 2k, this IS the movie? Un-fucking believable. I'm not sure how this got into the top twenty, but fucking hell if its this easy I'm going to release 20 movies about a preloader and watch it steam in and make the whole top twenty.

the-phantom-spancker responds:

No our preloaders rock ur's suck!!!!

Thank you

After watching this, I now know that I could submit a movie completely devoid of any redeeming features and still get into the weekly top twenty on NG.

Wow! The whole alphabet!

And all this just for 4kb? What incredible compression!

Quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen

But thats probably why I love it. I've never played Zero wing, but am now looking for the rom so I can see for myself. I really don't get why something like that would start a cult but hey, I laughed at wazzap. I'm giving you ten purely because of the amount of research that must have gone into getting all those images. Oh, and the music.

Genius

Even if my favourite thing about it is the music which wasn't yours, the rest is great. By the way, I was clicking randomly like a madman but still haven't found this hidden scene. Anyway, great stuff.

I've seen worse

I can think of better nominations for turd of the week. Anything that joins the words "stick" and "man" in the title for example. At least it wasn't another fucking stick man movie. The animation was ok, it was short and sweet. I can see he/she has potential, so what if there was no point and it leaves you feeling empty and depressed? At 48k you can afford to be a bit crap. With a little encouragement Sneaks could go far. People should have a section where they can review the reviews, most are illiterate, caps lock hogging wastes of bandwidth on here. I swear, if you removed most of the pointless reviews on this, the site would probably be 10 times as fast. Anyway, keep it up. Whatever it is you're doing.

Possibly the funniest thing ever made.

I haven't cried watching an NG submission since Blundercats. And the 125k goes to show you don't need to be naking epic hollywood rivalling stuff to be great. This is the best piece of observational comedy I've seen in years. It's genius in so many ways I really don't know where to start. The timing was spot on, the gags were great, and to top it all off, this kind of this is REALLY going on. Right now in fact. Theres a blue eyes in every chat room, and thats what makes this such an amazing work. I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it myself. Thanks for the laughs.

If you're reading this, it probably means I just gave you a bad review and you're looking for dirt to pay me back. Oh no! You'll have to shut this down now, the daily DBZ wankfest is on!

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